10 things you should do if you wanna be "MAKET" people

10 things you should do if you want to be "MAKET" people

1. Get close with popular guys/girls,kalau boleh lain sekolah.
2. Throw away your usual friends in school just to be with the cool ones.
3. LORL(Laughoutreallyloud) around the cool ones to attract them to befriend with you.
4. Wall-to-wall with someone that you think cool just to show that you guys/girls know him.
5. Intercept any people's post with comments sebab tak boleh korang takde,mesti kena ade.
6. Buat-buat kenal budak cool around your uncool friends if terserempak walaupun dia tak kenal kau.
7. Add stupid English names at your last name contoh : Pudin Brooke
8. Get a camera.Make sure it is DSLR and wear them around your neck like a necklace every time you walk around town.
9. If you have a car or should I say your mum's,drive it with your cool friends around town and show them "your" car.If the cool guys ask to fetch them,don't wait long!Just go and fetch them quickly!
10. And the final one is you MUST have a cool appearance contoh : Fucking Expensive jeans,Unreasonable price of Shoes,Overpriced Briefs(Optional),and other things that you think it is style and cool.

I can guarantee you all of above is true.

I've tried it about 10 times and it works.

I get many cool friends by these simple steps.

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*this post takde kena mengena dengan yang hidup dengan yang mati,hanya sebagai panduan untuk jadi cool